John and Jane.
John's first name was Kalia, but his parents were sensible parents so they told him that he could go by his middle name, John, if he wanted to. John liked trousers and girls, but since trousers were easier to woo John mostly bought trousers instead of fancy dinners. The trousers came in handy, though, because Jane thought John looked good in trousers (her first name was in fact Jane, and she had no middle name, though her parents were quite sensible as well). John thought Jane looked good in clothing in general, but never told her so. John just stared at Jane in class, with nothing much to say in his mind or his mouth. Jane knew that John stared at her in class because she had eyes on the back of her head (actually, she just had many friends with eyes on the fronts of their heads who sat behind John). As she did her classwork, Jane smiled, but never told anyone why, least of all John. They went on this way for a while, staring and smiling